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Hey, I-Pay-Your-Salary: Answer the D*&n Phone!
It started with a simple request: I needed a copy of my business’s EIN from the IRS. A month and countless attempts later, I finally got on a callback list—not an actual call, just a chance to be called back. Anyone who’s tried to reach a state or federal agency in the last few years…
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Dr. Seuss Said, “Oh the Places You’ll Go.” He Didn’t Say, Without My Knowing it.
The first time I read Dr. Seuss’s “Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” to my daughter, the message felt whimsical, hopeful, wide open with possibility. What I didn’t realize was just how literal that promise would become — not in the magical way Seuss intended, but in the digital footprints that now follow us everywhere, whether…
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Ayatollah Tells Paradise Greeter He Specifically Remembers Being Promised 72 Only Female Virgins
In sources describing it as an “awkward celestial encounter,” the recently deceased Iranian Ayatollah Ali Khamenei reportedly faced paradise on Wednesday, allegedly to clarify what the holy man called a “clear case of divine fuck-up.” Khamenei, who was killed during a U.S. bombing mission in the early days of the latest Iran-U.S. war, allegedly expected…
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